Recipe for chicken soup Trumpstyle

Put the chicken, chicken is very, very important to me, carrots, celery and the other very, very great ingredients in a very large soup pot. It’s great, it’s a great soup pot. It really is, it’s true. And by the way, the pot will be made of American steel, so important. And cover with cold water. The FAKE MEDIA will say “Hu, Trump is using cold water”, but that’s okay, I don’t mind. Honestly, I don’t.

Maybe it’s cold, the water, I don’t know, but we will be looking into that. Some great people are telling me it will be hot water soon. We are going to make it hot and simmer. It will be so hot, it will be the hottest water the world has ever seen. It will be so hot, that if the FAKE MEDIA, who do NOT report about the tremendous recipes I’ve been sharing with the American people, a lot of very, very good recipes, everybody says so – by the way, does anybody really think that Hillary would make a better chicken soup than Trump? Seriously? Anybody? Hillary Clinton sold chicken soup to China. It’s true. If the chicken meat falls off of the bones, which it will do, believe me, although the FAKE MEDIA will not tell you folks, but it’s true, very hot chicken meat, falling off wonderfully, take everything out of the pot. Many, many really great things happening there. Strain the situation tremendously.

Pick all the very important stuff I was referring to off of the bones and chop the other things, chop them very, very strongly. Season the broth with American salt, American pepper and American chicken bouillon – they told me it can’t be done, but a lot of countries have been taking advantage of us, a lot of countries, many, many foreign spices were used: not American, not American at all. A lot of foreign spices coming into our country. A lot. Such a shame. Countries like Mexico, China, Iran – by the way, the worst deal I have ever seen, worst deal. It’s terrible. From this day on it’s going to be only American spices first, this is very, very important to me. Return the chicken, carrots, celery and onion to the pot. American steal pot, so wonderful, stir together, and serve the spaghetti. But not to the FAKE MEDIA.
Thank you and God bless America.

Over de auteur: Ruben L. Oppenheimer

Ruben L. Oppenheimer (Maastricht 1975, 21,5 centimeter) was altijd al een man van weinig woorden.

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Ruben L. Oppenheimer

Ruben L. Oppenheimer (Maastricht 1975, 21,5 centimeter) was altijd al een man van weinig woorden.

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